Happy New Year!

DOOM wishes you a new year!  DOOM does not wish it to be happy!  DOOM is not happy and neither should you be!

This man tried to sing Auld Lang Syne with DOOM!  DOOM was not pleased!  Just after this picture was taken this man died from unfortunate circumstances!  Those circumstances were DOOM's fists!  You have been warned!

Eggnog!

DOOM has had so much eggnog this year!  DOOM cannot swallow another drop of that stuff!  DOOM feels the coming vomit as he thinks of eggnog!  Enough!  DOOM will not make a mess of his mask because of this wretched drink!

Bad Gifts!

DOOM received this for Christmas!

DOOM does not want to look like a moron!  But there was no receipt with this gift when DOOM opened it!  DOOM does not approve of that oversight!  DOOM will make the giver pay!

Merry Christmas!

Merry Christmas from DOOM!  DOOM hopes your accursed holidays are full of fun, family, and world domination!

Doctor Tannenbaum!

Doctor Tannenbaum is no DOOM!  But DOOM likes the cut of his jib!  DOOM is not sure what is going on here, but DOOM approves!

Fox News!

DOOM only gets his news from one source!  DOOM likes his news fair and balanced!  And by fair and balanced DOOM means only presented with an opinion in line with DOOM'S!  DOOM is always right and DOOM expects that of his news as well!

Baby Picture!

Behold DOOM'S baby picture:

Marvel at DOOM'S cuteness!  DOOM was a magnificent baby!  That it is all!

Another Date!

DOOM had another date with this woman!

DOOM likes this woman!  DOOM likes her a lot!  DOOM just doesn't know if he likes likes her!

Senior Picture!

DOOM was going through some old boxes looking for an old DOOMsday device he built years ago!  In one box DOOM found his high school yearbook!  DOOM hates the pictures of his awkward teenage years!  But DOOM knows everyone goes through that!  Knowing does not make it better, though!  DOOM is embarrassed and should not have posted this!  Look away from DOOM!

Crack!

DOOM came across this sidewalk today!

DOOM is pleased with how many mothers will have broken backs because of this sidewalk!  DOOM stepped on every crack himself!  DOOM's mother does not have a broken back yet!  But DOOM is patient!  DOOM will watch, and wait, and bide his time!

Christmas Wreath!

DOOM has found his Christmas Wreath!  It has all the warmth and love DOOM feels for this accursed holiday season!

DOOM hates Peace on Earth!  DOOM also hates decorations!  Curse you Christmas for making DOOM clutter his space with garish displays about a kid who was born in a barn!  DOOM does not care if this child can close a door when he comes in from the outside!  DOOM only cares that for one month a year (except if you live in basic cable land where it starts immediately at midnight November 1) DOOM must be subjected to these horrors!

Popcorn!

DOOM has burnt his popcorn again!  DOOM hates that smell!  And that was DOOM's last bag of popcorn!  This infuriates DOOM to no end!

DOOM has had no choice!  DOOM had to exact his revenge!

Christmas Lights!

DOOM does not like Christmas Lights!  They are always tangled!  And half the strings never work!  DOOM does not understand the fascination with them!  But DOOM loves to see others suffer trying to hang the lights!  Frustration and anger are what Christmas is about to DOOM!

Drinking!

DOOM does not have a drinking problem!  DOOM can stop whenever he wants!  DOOM just does not want to at this time!  DOOM has spoken!  Now DOOM is drinking!

Black Friday!

DOOM loves Black Friday!  DOOM thinks all Black Friday sales should be like the Thunderdome!  Only the strongest shall earn that 70" LED TV!  And no one is stronger than DOOM!

Thanksgiving!

DOOM wishes you and your's a Happy Thanksgiving!  DOOM also warns you to steer clear of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!  DOOM shall be meting out sweet, sweet revenge!

Die Spider-Man!  Die!  DOOM commands it!

Woman!

Sometimes DOOM wonders what it would be like if DOOM were a woman!  DOOM is convinced that DOOM would make a great chick!

Yes, DOOM is hot!  Yes, DOOM is a little weirded out by this line of thinking!  But DOOM will not be judged!

Snow!

DOOM hates the snow!  DOOM hates drivers who can't drive in snow!  DOOM does not understand why the people who drive in front of DOOM must make DOOM drive so slow!

Dreams!

DOOM had that dream again last night!

DOOM does not like this dream!  It makes DOOM feel funny!  But not funny in the good way!  Rainbows and unicorns are for good little children!  I am DOOM and there is nothing good about me!

Bird!

DOOM witnessed a child being attacked by a bird today!  It pleased DOOM to no end!  All hail this bird!  NO! All hail DOOM!

Date!

DOOM had a date last night!  DOOM does not kiss and tell!  But the lack of telling should tell you something!  For I am DOOM!

Tacos!

DOOM craves tacos!

DOOM does not accept soft tacos!  DOOM requires a crunch when he bites!  DOOM hates when the shells break apart spilling the contents on his robes!  But DOOM hates squishy tacos more!  Do not judge me!  DOOM can be inconsistent!  For I am DOOM!

Rocks!

DOOM met this guy today!

Wait!  DOOM used the wrong picture!

Do not mock DOOM for this mistake!  If DOOM has seen one pile of rocks, DOOM has seen them all!  You know DOOM is right!

This Guy!

DOOM met this guy today!  DOOM thinks he's a punk and a jerk!  DOOM also hates fire almost as much as he hates kitties!  Therefore, DOOM hates this guy!  That is all!

Taxi Cabs!

DOOM had to take the taxi today!  DOOM's taxi smelled like animal fur, body odor, urine, and bacon!  DOOM loves bacon!  But not after today!  Today, the taxi ruined bacon for DOOM!  Actually the taxi ruined today for DOOM!

Nerd Alert!

DOOM met this nerd today!  DOOM hates nerds!  DOOM really hates this nerd!  DOOM wants to know how this nerd ended up with this hottie!

It is unfortunate it is raining in that picture!  DOOM hates the rain!

Kitties!

Someone sent DOOM this picture of kittens!  DOOM does not approve!  DOOM hates kitties!  Just as DOOM hates all things adorable and cute!  There is no place for cute in DOOM's kingdom!

Rain!

It rained today!  DOOM hates the rain!  It will rust his mask!  DOOM forbids the rain from falling anymore!

Selfie!

DOOM has taken a selfie!  Do not judge DOOM, lest DOOM blasts you in the chest!  Or shoots you with a nerf gun!  DOOM SHALL DO WHATEVER DOOM WANTS!

Also, ladies, if you like what you see, DOOM IS AVAILABLE!

Lunch today

DOOM had a cheeseburger today!  It tasted like cardboard, covered in a reconstituted onion type substance, with an imitation cheese type slice, and on two flattened pieces of stale bread!  DOOM got the cheeseburger at a fast food joint!  DOOM finds this food unacceptable!  For I, DOOM, declares that DOOM hates fast food!