Black Friday!

DOOM loves Black Friday!  DOOM thinks all Black Friday sales should be like the Thunderdome!  Only the strongest shall earn that 70" LED TV!  And no one is stronger than DOOM!

Thanksgiving!

DOOM wishes you and your's a Happy Thanksgiving!  DOOM also warns you to steer clear of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade!  DOOM shall be meting out sweet, sweet revenge!

Die Spider-Man!  Die!  DOOM commands it!

Woman!

Sometimes DOOM wonders what it would be like if DOOM were a woman!  DOOM is convinced that DOOM would make a great chick!

Yes, DOOM is hot!  Yes, DOOM is a little weirded out by this line of thinking!  But DOOM will not be judged!

Snow!

DOOM hates the snow!  DOOM hates drivers who can't drive in snow!  DOOM does not understand why the people who drive in front of DOOM must make DOOM drive so slow!

Dreams!

DOOM had that dream again last night!

DOOM does not like this dream!  It makes DOOM feel funny!  But not funny in the good way!  Rainbows and unicorns are for good little children!  I am DOOM and there is nothing good about me!

Bird!

DOOM witnessed a child being attacked by a bird today!  It pleased DOOM to no end!  All hail this bird!  NO! All hail DOOM!

Date!

DOOM had a date last night!  DOOM does not kiss and tell!  But the lack of telling should tell you something!  For I am DOOM!

Tacos!

DOOM craves tacos!

DOOM does not accept soft tacos!  DOOM requires a crunch when he bites!  DOOM hates when the shells break apart spilling the contents on his robes!  But DOOM hates squishy tacos more!  Do not judge me!  DOOM can be inconsistent!  For I am DOOM!

Rocks!

DOOM met this guy today!

Wait!  DOOM used the wrong picture!

Do not mock DOOM for this mistake!  If DOOM has seen one pile of rocks, DOOM has seen them all!  You know DOOM is right!

This Guy!

DOOM met this guy today!  DOOM thinks he's a punk and a jerk!  DOOM also hates fire almost as much as he hates kitties!  Therefore, DOOM hates this guy!  That is all!

Taxi Cabs!

DOOM had to take the taxi today!  DOOM's taxi smelled like animal fur, body odor, urine, and bacon!  DOOM loves bacon!  But not after today!  Today, the taxi ruined bacon for DOOM!  Actually the taxi ruined today for DOOM!

Nerd Alert!

DOOM met this nerd today!  DOOM hates nerds!  DOOM really hates this nerd!  DOOM wants to know how this nerd ended up with this hottie!

It is unfortunate it is raining in that picture!  DOOM hates the rain!

Kitties!

Someone sent DOOM this picture of kittens!  DOOM does not approve!  DOOM hates kitties!  Just as DOOM hates all things adorable and cute!  There is no place for cute in DOOM's kingdom!

Rain!

It rained today!  DOOM hates the rain!  It will rust his mask!  DOOM forbids the rain from falling anymore!

Selfie!

DOOM has taken a selfie!  Do not judge DOOM, lest DOOM blasts you in the chest!  Or shoots you with a nerf gun!  DOOM SHALL DO WHATEVER DOOM WANTS!

Also, ladies, if you like what you see, DOOM IS AVAILABLE!

Lunch today

DOOM had a cheeseburger today!  It tasted like cardboard, covered in a reconstituted onion type substance, with an imitation cheese type slice, and on two flattened pieces of stale bread!  DOOM got the cheeseburger at a fast food joint!  DOOM finds this food unacceptable!  For I, DOOM, declares that DOOM hates fast food!