Paranoid!

DOOM knows someone is out to get him!  DOOM is not an idiot!  DOOM knows!  DOOM is prepared!  Some say DOOM is paranoid!  But DOOM does not care what those people say!  DOOM knows they only say that because they are out to get DOOM!  DOOM will not fall!  DOOM shall overcome!

School!

DOOM did not post last Thursday because DOOM was on his way to the Latverian School of Science!  DOOM is taking continuing education courses!  DOOM has to keep his certifications current if DOOM wishes to continue to take over the world!  Even evil geniuses and angry bloggers have to keep up on current technologies and world dominating plans!

Cold Again!

DOOM has complained of the cold before!  But DOOM is becoming increasingly bitter about it as the temperature drops!  DOOM is so cold, DOOM is willing to swallow his pride and befriend the Human Torch!  DOOM hates the Human Torch!  DOOM finds him cocky and annoying!  But DOOM wants heat!  And that's the one thing the Human Torch can guarantee!  So if you are reading this Johnny Storm, DOOM wants to know if you would like to hang out!  DOOM can provide several movies to watch and can even make popcorn!  We could even do that thing in the picture!  Even though the memory of it makes DOOM shudder!

Technology Fail!

The picture is of my Network Administrator!  His name was George!  George's technology failed Tuesday and my blog update was not posted!  DOOM cannot abide failure!  George failed, so George had to pay!  DOOM is currently looking to hire a new Network Administrator!  DOOM hopes whomever he hires is more competent!  DOOM would hate to have to kill again!

Wait, who is DOOM kidding here!  DOOM loves to kill his peons!

Telecommute!

DOOM wishes he could telecommute!  But DOOM's experiments require hands on work!  And DOOM is not foolish enough to have dangerous equipment like this in his apartment!  Therefore DOOM must commute to work like all you foolish peasants!  DOOM hates you, and he hates having to lower himself to your level!

Wallpaper!

DOOM wanted to share his wallpaper from his PC!  DOOM likes his wallpaper!  It makes DOOM feel warm inside when he sees it!  DOOM feels everyone should make this their wallpaper!