Brackets Part 2!

DOOM laughs at everyone who's brackets were decimated by failure over the weekend!  DOOM does not know failure!  DOOM only goes with a sure bet!  And in DOOM's bracket DOOM is the sure bet!  DOOM is undefeated!  Just as DOOM should be!  Bow down mortals!  DOOM is your bracketology master now!

Brackets!

DOOM has made his own bracket!  DOOM enjoys gambling!  But DOOM enjoys winning more! Behold, therefore, DOOM's very own bracket! And DOOM cannot lose with his bracket!  In DOOM's bracket DOOM always wins! Ha ha ha ha ha!

St. Patrick's Day!

DOOM loves St. Patrick's Day!  DOOM loves any day that encourages doling out pain to innocents!  DOOM just wishes he could do more than pinch you if you aren't wearing green!  DOOM would much rather just shoot you!  Although, DOOM does take great glee in knowing his pinches with his armor hurt a lot more!  DOOM found the Punisher who wasn't wearing green!  DOOM will make him pay!  Oh yes, DOOM will make him pay indeed!

Poop!

DOOM doesn't know who this man is, but DOOM approves of his criminal activity!  As long as this man stays away from the DOOM-mobile!  DOOM is proud of his car, and DOOM does not want to have to clean poop off of his wicked awesome decals!  However DOOM cannot help but chuckle at the juvenile humor and anarchy of this man and his wandering late night poops!  Bravo unidentified pooper!  Bravo!

Mud!

Spring has started to...spring!  And DOOM is glad the snow is melting!  But DOOM knows this means that the ground will be nothing but mud!  DOOM hates mud!  Mud gets in everything!  It gets in DOOM's armor and makes everything gross!  And when the mud dries, the joints in DOOM's armor will not move!  When this happens DOOM is stuck, usually in a ridiculous pose!  DOOM will not be the unwilling subject of a humorous photo gallery or Tumblr blog again! DOOM hates winter, but DOOM hates mud as well!  Damn you mother nature!  DOOM hates you!

Throne!

DOOM sees what you are doing Marvel!  And DOOM does not approve!  The only villain who should be sitting on a throne monologuing is DOOM!  Just because a megalomaniacal robot has delusions of grandeur does not give him the right to steal DOOM's thing!  Thrones are for DOOM!  Do not forget that Marvel!

WMD!

Today DOOM laughs as he watches the discussion of nuclear weapons!  DOOM cares not for these silly concerns!  DOOM has only one WMD that he cares about!  And DOOM does not care about agreements between nations!  He is only concerned about agreements between stuidos!  Because then DOOM can wield his gauntlet!  And all shall kneel before DOOM!