Relationships!

DOOM is not a shipper!  DOOM does not like to get that involved in characters!  DOOM shipped once!  DOOM thought Darla would be better off with Spanky!  But Darla loved Alfalfa!  DOOM has not gotten over the humiliation of that!  Therefore DOOM refuses to ship fictional characters!  Although, secretly DOOM ships Mary Worth and Judge Alan Parker!

But DOOM knows that will never be!  This saddens DOOM!  Because DOOM knows these two were meant for each other!