DOOM does not like to make decisions! DOOM likes to act! Sometimes when DOOM has to make a decision he relies on his most trusted advisor: Magic Eight Ball! Magic Eight Ball assists DOOM often! DOOM wants to know if he should crush his neighbors for their insolence! Magic Eight Ball says "Not at this time!" DOOM wants to know if the boy who plays the hip-hop at all hours should suffer! Magic Eight Ball says "Outlook hazy ask again!" DOOM wants to know if DOOM should have the bagel with cream cheese or the toast with jam for breakfast! Magic Eight Ball says "Yes!" Today DOOM had a personal question for Magic Eight Ball! DOOM needs guidance more than ever! Magic Eight Ball has abandoned DOOM! The only answer DOOM is getting is a blank! DOOM does not approve! DOOM wants to know why you have forsaken DOOM, Magic Eight Ball!? Why!???!
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