DOOM did not update last week because DOOM was waiting for the press to call! DOOM knows his reveal was big news and expected to be hounded by the paparazzi and legitimate press! But DOOM was wrong! DOOM does not like to be wrong! Being wrong makes DOOM angry! No members of the press corps called DOOM! No paparazzi staked out DOOM's apartment where he blogs angrily! DOOM was ignored! This hurt DOOM! This hurt DOOM worse than a punch from the Thing! DOOM is sad! DOOM knows it looks like his mask is some sort of acrylic or glass compound! DOOM knows this movie will likely fail! But DOOM just wanted to be recognized for his contributions! Instead DOOM was ignored! And so now DOOM will channel his sadness into anger! And DOOM will destroy the press one printed newspaper at a time! DOOM knows no one buys them! So DOOM knows it will be easy to find and collect and burn them!
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